1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪ 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,308 ♪ 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,943 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 4 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,611 ♪ Gonna get a little wild 5 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,313 ♪ I ain't from 'round here 6 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,115 ♪ I'm from another dimension 7 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,616 ♪ Gonna get a little weird 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,685 ♪ Gonna have a good time 9 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,986 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 10 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,255 ♪ I'm from another, whoo-hoo ♪ 11 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪ Yeh-heah 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,730 ♪ I'm talking puppies 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,033 ♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪ 14 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,701 ♪ Ooh 15 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,736 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 16 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,338 ♪ Gonna get a little wild 17 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,739 ♪ I ain't from 'round here 18 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:44,410 ♪ I'm from another dimension 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,714 [Ponyhead] Okay, you need to hold still. 20 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,649 One more second. It needs to be perfect. 21 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,585 Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm! 22 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,722 How do I look? 23 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,524 Super pretty! 24 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,726 [gasps] Oh, no. 25 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,028 What's the matter? You don't like it? 26 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:07,599 No, I know I look amazing, it's just... 27 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,435 I can't go back to St. Olga's like this! 28 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:10,736 I gotta come clean! 29 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,004 [spits] Uh-uh! 30 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:14,106 If you tell those girls that you have been lying 31 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:17,109 about being a princess, they will destroy you. 32 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,912 I still can't believe they want to give me an honorary degree. 33 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,781 Ugh. I know I inspired a generation and all, 34 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,550 but I can't keep lying! 35 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,385 Whatever. It's your funeral. 36 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,786 -[thuds] -[groans] 37 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,788 Hey, goat, just because you're invisible 38 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,423 doesn't mean I can't hurt you! 39 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,393 Oh, we're here. Mm. 40 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,128 Come on, ladies. 41 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:40,799 [grunting] 42 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,235 You're having a princess problem. 43 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:46,205 [sighs] Yeah, I'm having a princess problem. 44 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,640 Okay, stand up straight. 45 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,442 Arms forward! 46 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,577 And exhale! 47 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,811 Exhale! 48 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:58,317 Oh! Well, you've obviously done this before. 49 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,752 -[dance beat playing] -[cheering] 50 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,822 Okay. I can't do this. 51 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,458 [fan] Princess Turdina, where you going? 52 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,794 -Ahh! -Sign my poster! 53 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,095 -Sign my cat! -[cat meows] 54 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,797 Sign my face! 55 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,399 Okay, people, don't crowd her! 56 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:17,469 Princess Turdina! It is truly an honor. 57 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,605 Oh, please, you don't have to-- 58 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,841 We can't wait to show you what we've done with this place. 59 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,842 Whoa! 60 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,479 Welcome to Utopia! 61 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,981 [all gasping] 62 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:32,417 [cheering] 63 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,286 [gasps] Where am I? 64 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:37,356 Oh, it's so beautiful! 65 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,492 Wow, this is, uh... 66 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,361 really something. 67 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,831 Oh, we got rid of all those oppressive classes about manners 68 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,800 and "please" and "thank you" and all that other trash. 69 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,869 We have our own curriculum now! 70 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,805 Brunch and... party. 71 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,440 When do you sleep? 72 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,043 Oh-ho-ho, don't worry about it! 73 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,013 You know, sometimes structure isn't a bad thing! 74 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,782 -What? -I just think that rules have a place... 75 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,185 Yeah, but you told us to never conform! 76 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,353 If you weren't being honest about who you are, 77 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,223 then this whole school would be built on a lie! 78 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:16,028 Oh, what I meant to say was rules have a place... 79 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,864 in the garbage! Hah-hah! 80 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,334 Oh, hah-hah! Oh, oh, good one. 81 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,703 That was... Oh, you had me. 82 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,506 Here's some princesses hard at work on their brunch final. 83 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,876 We don't believe in grades, no, we don't, just pancakes. 84 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,678 [chewing noisily] 85 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,479 I love learning! 86 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:38,050 These are the whispering gardens, our designated gossip area, 87 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:41,720 because a princess's voice shall not be silenced! 88 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:46,892 [gasps] Oh, my gosh, did you hear that Beatrice and Alfred broke up again? 89 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,728 Oh, no way! 90 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,530 And this is where we have our party class 91 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:54,099 to celebrate our freedom from the reign of Miss Heinous! 92 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:57,336 I see what you're seeing. It's cooler at night. 93 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:01,940 This is the hallway of Turdina! 94 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,408 Whoa. 95 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:07,613 This is the very first Turdina poster we hung up. 96 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,948 All of your T-shirts and all of your dolls 97 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,951 and a lock of your hair and a poster of your movie! 98 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,120 Oh, I gotta get a DVD of that! 99 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,788 This is too much! 100 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:20,092 Are you kidding? We owe this whole school to you. 101 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,561 You showed us that all princesses 102 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,529 don't have to fit into the same mold. 103 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,931 [squawks] 104 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,200 Pfft. No, I didn't. 105 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:30,435 And we're gonna show you our appreciation 106 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:34,306 by throwing you the biggest party this school's ever seen! 107 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,141 A party?! For me? 108 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,944 Uh, Marco, isn't there something you wanted to tell these girls? 109 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,313 Oh! Yeah, um... [clearing throat] 110 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:44,616 It's not criminal to be an individual! 111 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,918 -She said our catchphrase! -Yay! 112 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,588 Aw, you are way much more fun as Turdina! 113 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,889 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 114 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,958 It's here! It's here! 115 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,925 What's here? 116 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,794 Check it out! Isn't it amazing? 117 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,396 Whoa. 118 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:00,932 In honor of the one princess who changed our lives, 119 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,669 we dedicate this to you! 120 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,671 I'm so beautiful. 121 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,673 I hope you do like it, Princess Turdina! 122 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,909 It took all year to save up enough to get it made! 123 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,179 We cleaned toilets on weekends for extra cash. 124 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,248 But it was worth it because you showed us 125 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,849 that there's another way to live. 126 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,618 [cheering] 127 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,019 Hey, hey, it's time 128 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,255 for a group selfie in front of the statue. 129 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:24,790 Oh, okay, sure. 130 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,659 Camera phone! Mm! 131 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,795 Are you... enjoying this? 132 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,431 Hey, this is the first time he's ever been popular! 133 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,032 Don't ruin it for him. 134 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,802 Well, he should tell the truth like a decent human being. 135 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,037 Hey, Turdina, can I talk to you for a sec? 136 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,872 Sure. Uh, bye, ladies! 137 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,875 Marco, I think you're running out of time to tell the truth. 138 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,044 Don't even listen to her, Turdina! 139 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,846 These princesses worship you! 140 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:51,016 Yeah, but they worship someone who doesn't exist. 141 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,186 Marco is the most organized, rule-abiding person I know. 142 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,221 Think of the party! 143 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,357 Yeah, they spent all that money for the statue. 144 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,025 I can't crush their spirits! 145 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,661 I'm just worried you might be letting 146 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,030 this attention get to your head! 147 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,965 What? That's not it! 148 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,867 This is for them, not for me! 149 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,902 Princess Turdina, come on! 150 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,871 It's time for your ceremony! 151 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,239 I can't believe I'm saying this, 152 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,308 but I'm going with Pony's advice. 153 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,477 Whoo! Good choice. 154 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,978 [claps] 155 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,815 Oppression! 156 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:26,385 Eternal darkness! 157 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,919 Suddenly light! 158 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,154 Freedom! 159 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,255 Turdina! 160 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,057 [doves coo] 161 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,760 Thank you, Princess Gwendolyn, 162 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,928 for that beautiful interpretive dance. 163 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,931 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 164 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:45,237 the woman herself, Princess Marco Turdina! 165 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,005 [cheering] 166 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:54,012 I present you this honorary St. Olga's degree. 167 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,113 Wow! 168 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,150 [chanting] Turdina! 169 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,920 Dearest princesses, 170 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,223 congratulations on this wonderful school. 171 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,125 I know you see me as an idol, 172 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,729 but today you're my idols! 173 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,532 You embody everything that Princess Turdina... 174 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,601 uh, um, that I stand for-- 175 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,204 not letting anyone force you to be something you're not, 176 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,573 living by your true colors, 177 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,409 loving who you are! 178 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:27,078 I'm proud to have inspired you to be brave, 179 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,747 even when it's scary. 180 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,415 And when being true to yourself 181 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,952 might mean disappointing thousands of people. 182 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,120 Um... 183 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,324 [sighs] That's-- 184 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,159 that's why I have to tell you the truth. 185 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,995 I, Princess Marco Turdina, 186 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,698 -am a boy! -[words drowned out by saw] 187 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:50,969 Oh, no. 188 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,905 [humming] 189 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,976 [all gasping, screaming] 190 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,110 Ooh! 191 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,979 It's Miss Heinous! 192 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,981 Princess Turdina is a fraud, 193 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,417 and I have the evidence to prove it. 194 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,752 -It's a tape... -It's a tape of what? 195 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,623 That's right, I watched your video and saw your dark secret! 196 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,792 Oh, that phony confession I did? 197 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,827 Go ahead, show 'em! It's not real. 198 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,029 Oh, no, it's not... 199 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:22,934 but this is. Uh! 200 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:27,472 -[gasps and exclamations] -Wait! Is that a hair? 201 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,509 Turdina isn't a princess! She's a boy! 202 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,643 [girls gasping] 203 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,111 How'd you know about Rodrigo? 204 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,113 Whatever! That doesn't prove anything! 205 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,048 Princesses can be hairy! 206 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,384 Yeah! We believe in you, Turdina! 207 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,886 No. 208 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,220 [girls whispering] 209 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,022 I lied to you. 210 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,558 I am a boy. 211 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,193 [gasping] 212 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,361 Ooh! 213 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,030 Oop! I mean, ugh! 214 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,499 This, princesses, is why you need me 215 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,067 running St. Olga's. 216 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,370 Look where all this freedom got you-- 217 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,205 living in filth 218 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,240 and championing a "hero" 219 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,242 who's been lying to you all along! 220 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:08,480 Henceforth, you must reinstate me as your schoolmaster! 221 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,248 You need me... 222 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,251 and I need you. 223 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,819 Wait, what did she just say? 224 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,489 Wait, no, why does it matter if he's a boy? 225 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,357 Nothing he said was wrong! 226 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,894 Yeah! He can think for himself and so can we! 227 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,230 He can be a princess if he wants to! 228 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,232 Turdina's a state of mind! 229 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,233 [cheering] 230 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,235 Silence! Silence! 231 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,670 [gasps] 232 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:35,106 Oh, I just got her right in the face! 233 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,109 [neighs] Come on, girls! 234 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,346 -Yeah! -Free will! 235 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,081 No! No! 236 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,282 [saw buzzes] 237 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,450 Spare me. 238 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,419 Get in the car! 239 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,423 Turdina lives! 240 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,861 [cheering] 241 00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,265 [dance beat plays] 242 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,300 Well, looks like Turdina's gone for good. 243 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:06,271 Yeah, because you took her away from us, you selfish monster! 244 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,140 You look like you can breathe a lot easier now. 245 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,076 Mostly 'cause I'm out of that dress! 246 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,144 That corset was killin' me! 247 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,648 Could we get a selfie with Marco Turdina, Boy Princess? 248 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,716 Sure. 249 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,951 [all] Camera phone! 250 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,622 Oh, Smoochie's gonna be so jealous of this one! 251 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,057 Where is Smoochie, anyways? 252 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,827 ♪ 253 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,139 Ah! Oh, yeah, that's good! 254 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,775 Gemini, we gotta get more of this stuff. 255 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:48,513 Oh, yes, but I'm afraid this one is out of juice, milady. 256 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,281 Camera phone... 257 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,984 [Heinous] I know that, you fool! 258 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,786 I'm not talking about her! 259 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,523 Well, I'm happy to share some of mine with you. 260 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,259 No! I want the good stuff. 261 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:05,263 I'm coming for you, Princess Marco Turdina! 262 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,333 I don't mean to interrupt, milady, 263 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,036 but we say this all the time. 264 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,204 "I'm coming for you..." 265 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,775 Maybe we should just stay in tonight 266 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:20,945 and you can have a little Gemini fuel. 267 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,714 No. Nobody asked you. 268 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,149 Go get the car! 269 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:27,018 Uh, of course, milady. 270 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,789 Whoa! 271 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,190 Yeah, that princess merch 272 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,358 is, like, so cute, 273 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,826 but for that price, I'm, like, 274 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,327 it better do real magic. 275 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,898 [laughs] That is funny and a good point. 276 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,366 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 277 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,134 This one's spicy! 278 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,904 Oh, my gosh, that is the cutest price tag! 279 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,306 Hey, monster! You know the rules. 280 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,843 Monsters ain't welcome, so put the merch back and get out! 281 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,978 -Whoa. -Shoo, shoo, shoo! 282 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,380 [sobbing] 283 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,349 Do you think I'd look cute in this shirt? 284 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,984 -What? -Or... 285 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,253 Hey, over there! That goes for you, too! 286 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,823 -Monster! -Hmph! 287 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,492 Oh! Prince Lucitor. Sorry. Sorry, sir. 288 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,694 Please don't incinerate my shop. 289 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,696 -[kisses] -Hmm. 290 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:17,569 Circumstantial evidence... Hmm, okay. Hmm. 291 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,237 [footsteps patter] 292 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,372 -No. -Hey, Mom! 293 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,876 You know how Mewmans kind of keep monsters separated 294 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,077 from the rest of the kingdom? 295 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,245 Yes? 296 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,215 Well, I was just wondering why! 297 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,584 We keep monsters out because monsters are dangerous. 298 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,785 You know that. 299 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,221 Well, yeah! But no! No, no, no, no! 300 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,756 Not all of them, 301 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,591 and what about people who aren't Mewmans, 302 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,959 but also aren't monsters? 303 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,260 Like Romulus! 304 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,628 He has snakes for hands! 305 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,063 Are his hands monsters? 306 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397 Heavens, no! 307 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,299 He's on the Magical High Commission! 308 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,601 And what about the Ponyheads? 309 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,871 They're a bunch of floating horse heads! 310 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,775 No, dear, we've had ties with the Ponyheads for generations. 311 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,244 And Rich Pigeon? His kingdom is brand new! 312 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,646 And he's a pigeon with legs, Mother! 313 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,281 How is he not a monster? 314 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,383 Well, dear, he's rich. 315 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,486 I don't really see what that has to do with anything. 316 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,054 And what about the Lucitors? 317 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,457 I've seen Tom do some pretty scary stuff. 318 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,559 Somehow he's not a monster? 319 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,828 Okay, and it makes absolutely no sense 320 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,730 that lizard people are monsters 321 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,400 but Lekmet, the giant magical goat-man was not? 322 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,668 Too soon, Star! 323 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,336 But what's the difference? 324 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,405 What the heck is the difference? 325 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,941 Enough! Look, I don't make the rules. 326 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,410 The Royal Monster Expert does! 327 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,346 I'm sorry, what? We have a monster on staff? 328 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,416 Not a monster, a monster expert. 329 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,918 Dr. Jelly Goodwell. 330 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,653 Okay, then I'm gonna go have a little chat 331 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,354 with this "Jelly Goodwell," 332 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,757 if that even is her real name! 333 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,359 -Fine! -Fine! Bye. 334 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,396 [sighs] What am I supposed to do with this cart? 335 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,299 Jelly Goodwell! 336 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,300 [screams] 337 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,768 We need to talk now! 338 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,670 Oh, you must be here for the cheese! 339 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,773 What? No! Don't play dumb with me, Royal Monster Expert! 340 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:05,710 Oh! No, I'm the Royal Muenster Expert. 341 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,049 The Royal Monster Expert is down the hall to the right. 342 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,352 Okay! Thank you! 343 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,120 Jelly Goodwell! 344 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,355 Hmm? 345 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,325 Wrong office. Sorry. 346 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,893 Jelly Goodwell! 347 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,530 And step... step... [snuffles] 348 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,131 Excuse me. 349 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,901 Pardon me, is this Dr. Goodwell's office? 350 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:33,238 Yes, I'm Dr. Goodwell. 351 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,140 Ah, thank goodness! Now, you listen up, Goodwell! 352 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,377 The way we treat monsters around here is outrageous! 353 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,479 We have got all these dumb rules 354 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,381 saying monsters can't mingle with humans, 355 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,549 and monsters can't go here, 356 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,150 and monsters can't go there! 357 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,186 Oof! It's gotten to the point where a monster 358 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,588 can't even go shopping for a pre-ripped T-shirt! 359 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,157 Well, sister, I am not leaving here 360 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,693 until you agree to make some changes. 361 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,430 I've spent my entire life studying monsters. 362 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,533 Nobody knows more about them than I do. 363 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,569 I've even lived among them 364 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,038 and observed their behavior first-hand, 365 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,510 and you are exactly the princess I've been waiting for! 366 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,446 -Wait, what? -For years I've hoped to find a royal 367 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,049 who actually gets it. The way we treat monsters 368 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,785 in Mewni is, well, monstrous! 369 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,289 -Exactly! -Monsters need to be respected. 370 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,024 -Yes! -And loved! 371 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,193 -Yes! -And their habitat preserved! 372 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,796 Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! 373 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,866 Excellent. Let me take you out into the field 374 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,801 and show you what I've been working on. 375 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,902 Let's go! 376 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,238 Being a researcher is awesome! 377 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,640 These monster costumes are great! 378 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,410 Oh! They're monster camouflage. 379 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:50,448 Speaking of which, we should probably go ahead and apply our monster musk. 380 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,050 Monster musk? What's that? 381 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,919 -[spritzes] -Oh, that is nasty! 382 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,654 What's in there? 383 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,457 My own special blend of various monster secretions. 384 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,292 [gargles] 385 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,427 Bleh, ugh! 386 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,128 Let's get going! 387 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,665 First we need to go through the Forest of Certain Death, 388 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,501 then across the Lake of Endless Suffering, 389 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,471 over the Dam of Constant Sorrow, 390 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,075 across the Bridge of the Inevitable Hereafter, 391 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,478 and here we are! 392 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,580 Wow, sick treehouse, doc! 393 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,948 Oh, no... [laughs] 394 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,984 It's not a treehouse. 395 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,486 It is my field research lab. 396 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,154 It looks like a treehouse to me. 397 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,255 It's not! 398 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,690 Whatever you say, doc. 399 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,294 [grunting] 400 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,628 Oh! 401 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,598 [grunts] Dr. Goodwill? Whatcha doing? 402 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,167 Shh! There's a herd nearby! 403 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,669 A herd? A herd of what? 404 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,105 Monsters! 405 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,175 Whoa. 406 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,545 This hill features naturally occurring geographic formations 407 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,849 that almost look like buildings. 408 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:02,453 The monsters were clever enough to use them for shelter. 409 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,222 Amazing! 410 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,157 Wait, what? 411 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,660 Ooh! Ooh! You've got to get a look at this! 412 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,529 There's 011358, 413 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,698 and he has his offspring with him! 414 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,034 Oh, hey, Buffrog! You know him, too? 415 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:20,738 I have been watching 011358 since he was a tadpole. 416 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,907 I implanted a tracker on his ear 417 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,644 and have been keeping close tabs on him ever since. 418 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,680 [whistling] 419 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,484 [scratching] 420 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,186 Okay, I don't know about this, Goodwell-- 421 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:39,023 the spying, the costumes, the monster musk? 422 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,691 Monsters are just like us. 423 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,027 You don't need all this equipment to get to know them. 424 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:47,598 Get to know them? Oh, ho, sweet, naive Star! 425 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,534 It's not so simple. 426 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,703 When monsters and Mewmans mix, bad things happen, 427 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,439 usually to the monsters! 428 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,740 Yeah, but that-- 429 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,042 I've devised a plan! 430 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:02,013 Let me show... you... 431 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,115 Tah-dah! 432 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,249 Ooh! 433 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,717 Nice cartsmanship. 434 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,119 Thank you! 435 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,054 Aw, look at little tiny us in the treehouse! 436 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,223 So cute! And the monster village! 437 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,424 What are you planning? 438 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,792 You see that wondrously 439 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,228 mysterious structure the monsters built? 440 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,729 Uh, you mean "dam"? 441 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,598 I believe it's some kind 442 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,100 of primitive monument 443 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,235 that they built out of instinct, 444 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,705 but no matter-- we simply remove a small piece of their structure 445 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,208 to release a gentle flow of water, 446 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,276 which travels down the chasm, 447 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,313 covers the lowlands around the monster nesting grounds, 448 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,982 and creates a natural island! 449 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,118 Voilà! 450 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,786 More like a prison. 451 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,754 I mean, how are they supposed to get in and out? 452 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,490 Well, they don't! 453 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:50,828 It's guaranteed total isolation from Mewmans! 454 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,997 Shall I detonate the dam? 455 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,000 Listen, we can't just go around blowing up dams 456 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,401 and imprisoning monsters! 457 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,469 That's crazy! 458 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,770 Mewmans have been deciding 459 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,772 what's best for monsters for way too long! 460 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,142 But I already did it! 461 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,944 [explosive noise] 462 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,580 Ugh. Unbelievable. 463 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,683 You know what, Jelly? You doomed these monsters! 464 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,520 You don't like my explosion? 465 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,855 It's not about that. I thought you were different. 466 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,224 But you're just like everybody else here. 467 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,828 No, no, no, no, no. Stop complaining. 468 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,864 Look, of course there is bigger, better stroller. 469 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:31,135 But you should appreciate the one we have. 470 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,038 [panting] Hey, Buffrog! 471 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,807 Look, look, look! Jelly Goodwell blew the dam, 472 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,676 and now the water's gonna come down 473 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,678 and turn this whole place into an island! 474 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,746 What? 475 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,617 Hey, Star, it's not a problem. 476 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,686 That's just a little trickle of water, 477 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,888 nothing we haven't seen before. 478 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,859 Oh, you must be crazy dirty lady that watches us through trees. 479 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,028 Hello. I am Yvgeny Bulgolubuff. 480 00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,464 Well, I'm Jelly Goodwell! Oh-ho-ho! 481 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,201 -[beep] -[explosion] 482 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,673 Oh, I'm such a turd-brain! 483 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,843 I shook your hand with the blower-upper thing! 484 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,879 No! It's too much water! 485 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,914 It won't create an island. 486 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,983 This will destroy entire village! 487 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,117 Come on. 488 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,657 Incoming! 489 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,725 Oh, my goodness! 490 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,926 Come on, move it! 491 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,161 This is not drill. 492 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,896 Hey, hey! 493 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:32,930 Hah! 494 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,733 [video game tones] 495 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,572 Hey, Star! 496 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,907 Incredible! 497 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,777 Mewmans and monsters working together! 498 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,947 -Here it comes! -Oh, no! 499 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,515 -Hey! -Huh? 500 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,684 -Grab a rock! -Oh! 501 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,785 Great, let's go! 502 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,320 Oh! Okay! 503 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:06,230 [all] Yay! 504 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,234 How could I have been such a dumb-dumb? 505 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,804 Here I thought we should live separately! 506 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:18,376 But really Mewmans should live like monsters! 507 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,944 Hah-hah! 508 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:24,382 Play in the mud! Act like idiots! Oh! 509 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,417 I'm a monster, ho-whah! 510 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,820 I'm a monster! [laughing] 511 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,960 [grunts] 512 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,628 There! 513 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,798 Now Mewni has a real monster expert. 514 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,233 Thank you. 515 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,602 Aw, you're crying. 516 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,570 Oh, the badge. 517 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,807 I think you broke the skin a little. 518 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,809 Oh, gosh! Sorry, sorry, sorry. 519 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,878 Yeah, yes. 520 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:55,946 ♪ She's a princess 521 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,315 ♪ Winning battles 522 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,618 ♪ Through the break of dawn 523 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,420 ♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪ 524 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,656 ♪ 'Cause she would keep the lights on ♪ 525 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:11,796 ♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪ 526 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,031 ♪ Evil won't deter her 527 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,835 ♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪ 528 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:22,940 ♪ She is a shining star